Selected works (1997 - 2018)

Student: Timmytots
Alma Mater: University of Bognor Regis
Course: A "multidisciplinary" Fine Art BA (Hons) course
Assessment: Your work has considerable potential, but it is severely compromised by your unwillingness to focus on any solution for longer than one week and your tendency to justify your work with overly complex and convoluted arguments. Interactivity, installation, video and sculpture all have interest but you MUST fix in your mind the nature of the medium / approach you intend to use for the show, and then stick with it. If you continue jumping about, and maintaining this weak methodology, your work will not develop and your marks will drop.
Moderated Mark: Low 2:2
Tutor: Professor Timothy Sandys-Renton BA, MA (RCA)

Favourite Quotes:
1/. "Perhaps our eyes are merely a blank film which is taken from us after our deaths to be developed elsewhere and screened as our life story in some infernal cinema or dispatched as microfilm into the sidereal void." - Jean Baudrillard
2/. "Real education consists in drawing the best out of yourself. What better book can there be than the book of humanity?" - Gandhi
3/. "A man can do all things if he will." - Leon Battista Alberti
4/. "There are those who SHOW OFF their hat, and then there are those who WEAR many hats." - Timmytots BA (Bogoff.)
Self-ascribed Nicknames: The Perfect Polymath, The Real Deal, The Conscientious Non-conformist, The Prince of Cutiness, The Chosen One

Timmytots' Top Tip

Set yourself a proper challenge by going to a smaller university with worse facilities and teaching. Don't worry TOO much about getting high grades, increasing your class status, thinking you're James Bond, becoming overly specialised, licking your teachers' and parents' arses, becoming unjustifiably arrogant, or conforming to other outdated educational ideologies. Just concentrate on REAL learning and do what you TRULY love. In other words, you MUST maintain a 'weak methodology'!